Posts Tagged ‘global warming solutions’

Behind The Green Door: How to make hotel rooms less expensive

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 by Al Lewis (alewis)

Why don’t hotels have no-frills “green rooms” ? Here’s how it would work. First, instead of those little disposable bottles of shampoo and conditioner and body lotion (who the hell even uses the body lotion?), they’d have a dispenser. Second, if you want changes of sheets and towels you’d pay extra. In fact, maid serivce [...]

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prowling the sidelines, unattached to any supporting wires

Friday, November 21st, 2008 by Al Lewis (alewis)

No, give me a man in a tweed jacket and a rep tie and a snap brim, holding nothing more than a rolled up program in his hand, prowling the sidelines, unattached to any supporting wires. That was a football coach. Now we have technocrats in Goodwill chic.
When it comes to my own mini [...]

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she went and got herself pregnant

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 by Al Lewis (alewis)

Page after page of verified government documents confirmed that taxpayer dollars had funded research on everything from a telepathic ray gun to fever lasers that made victims disoriented and less aggressive. And, yes, one of the released tests even broadcast a person’s voice telepathically by “using close range microwaves. To project the spoken numbers 1 [...]

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